when a guy is in a girl and it feels good and he cums out with thick white icing on the girl and she eats it all up..... yummy daddy
by cream pie king December 09, 2018
by the cankle whisperer April 18, 2011
1. adjective; something that sucks; something that's gross; a negative term describing a thing or situation that sucks ass
2. noun; a dump, poop, slam, etc.
3. noun; when you toss someone's salad
2. noun; a dump, poop, slam, etc.
3. noun; when you toss someone's salad
1. "This party is dirt pie"
"Dude, those shoes are dirt pie"
2. "I just took a nasty dirt pie"
3. "That girl gives great dirt pie"
"Dude, those shoes are dirt pie"
2. "I just took a nasty dirt pie"
3. "That girl gives great dirt pie"
by Mayweather Twitty-Nichols IX May 30, 2009
When a male anally penetrates a female then pulls out of her shvinkter and puts his poo-covered penis into her vagina and penetrates that way, thus combining the "mud" (poo) and "pie" (pussy) and eating it.
by Gandhi44 November 30, 2004
The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...
Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!
by Mandingo aka Big Papi March 27, 2012
In real estate parlance, someone who uses an agent to show them a lot of homes, and then bypasses the agent by making an offer directly to the seller.
Jane was a real cutie pie -- I showed her 15 houses last weekend, and then found out she tried to save 6% by making an offer directly to the Johnsons.
by ricky2batz January 07, 2009