Group Story

A story on snapchat shared by multiple people. Originally intended for groups of friends/family to share together during a mutual event (parties,graduation,weddings,road trips, etc.) but has been badly misused as a way to get people to add each other. Once you've been added to this group story, you'll receive an orgy of adds from random people you don't even know and wonder where the hell they even came from.

Billy: Check out this group story thing on snapchat it's so cool!
Julie: What's the point of it?
Billy: It's like a thing where a group of friends share stories together all in one story.
Julie:Sounds like fun!
Billy:It is!
Billy: *checks story*
Billy: Hold on... why is there people doing different things and saying "Add me"? And do they even know each other?

by floridaguy69 May 26, 2018

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Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.

Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.

by Qufad January 25, 2015

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sex story

you're horny so here!

maria was a 19-year old virgin with a boyfriend named thomas. maria wanted to have sex with thomas, but wanted it to be special. she waited for their 5 month anniversary and invited him to her house. her parents were out of town so it was the perfect oppurtunity. thomas knocked on the door and maria answered in pink lingerie.

thomas: w-what's this?
maria: dont talk, just sex
maria closed the door and lead him over to the bed. she slipped her one-piece off and threw it to the side. she carefully unzipped his zipper while he took his shirt off. she slid down to his 8-inch monster cock and started sucking. he moaned loudly and touched her breasts. he threw her on the bed and he got her in the 69-position. he licked her clitoris and she let out and ear-piercing shriek. "oh thats so good thomas do it again do it again" after many minutes of sucking they switched to missionary. thomas stuck his dick into maria and thrusted in and out. she rubbed her clitoris as he thrusted in and out. she had and orgasam and her eyes rolled back into her head. they switched to cowgirl and thomas cummed inside her tight pussy. they went had 4 more orgasams combined and then went to sleep and had more hot sex the next morning.

now maria has a great sex story to tell her friends

by you'rewelcome69storymaker February 3, 2024

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Villain Origin Story

When a completely innocent normal person goes through a traumatic event but it isn't that traumatic. That character has a fork in the road. To just let it slide, brush it off, or channel an inner anger. Once you decide to take the dark path, and your facial expression shows. It is satirical sarcastic saying of an overly dramatic petty person.

In memes, a "villain origin story" is a humorous way to describe a moment or event that is so frustrating, petty, or absurd that it could realistically push someone to become a supervillain—if life were a comic book or movie. - chatgpt

It is summer. A nice boy is now 8 years old. He gets his first cone of icecream. Before turning 8 his parents would only give him ice cream in a cup. "You're to young to handle an ice cream cone Bobby, dontcha kno"
a bully knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand. the boy glares at the bully for 15 seconds.
A group of teenagers see the boy's interaction with the bully and say and say to each other: "Villain Origin Story vibes".

by Bradley Armpitt July 15, 2025

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