by Squeky Clean February 04, 2005
Someone who, when crowd surfing, makes their way to the front of the mosh pit and sits up and blocks the stage.
by The Final Potato December 17, 2013
by king of all potatoes November 14, 2015
a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.
"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"
adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".
adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".
by potato samurai October 20, 2009
A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.
Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!
by francilloscope August 19, 2005
The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.
Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.
Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.
by Borego February 10, 2019
by Jesse ebersole April 15, 2017