Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February
Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"
Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot
Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot
by Myles ortiz November 01, 2018
Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!
by HotPocketsXD June 27, 2013
A slo jizz fizz is that lazy piece of cum that pops out when you’re bent over putting your socks back on.
by AceMan10 October 09, 2017
The opposite of No Nut November where you have to jizz at least 2 times per day for the entire month.
by Noah Fleischman November 06, 2020
An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.
He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.
Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.
Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.
by dan_gleewang January 02, 2021
One man needs lots of foreskin. Two men dock tip to tip and the man with the large foreskin wraps it over the other man's dick and then proceeds to jack off which jacks off both dicks at once. It's like the noodle game you played in the pool where you blow as hard as you can to get the water to go into the other person's mouth except now it's with jizz and you win if you can either over power their cum or beat them to it.
by Kool kids klub leader January 10, 2017
by Joe mama's nuts March 04, 2021