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Bush did 9/11 jhon

by Jhontember eleventh February 2, 2020

11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020

February 11

National give your phone to your friend day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run

by anonymous November 9, 2020

November 11

National choke on jello day

Make sure not to eat jello on November 11 or else you will choke

by Sizzlevizzle November 10, 2020

December 11

the day the most beautiful girl was born

john did you meet Alyssa?

that preety girl
her birthday is December 11
oh that explains it

by thepersonwhoknowsitall25 November 10, 2020

November 11

National ask your crush out day

I cant wait for November 11 i get to ask my crush out

by Willow gates November 10, 2020

November 11

Give your bf/gf a kiss and a hug spend time with them

Oh it’s November 11 Let me go give her/him a kiss and hug

by Spvyxyt November 11, 2020