deep coof 9

When one is so balls deep, they might as well be in space.

"Where is Evan? I haven't seen him in a week! He must be deep coof 9 with his girl"

by Crossbone101 July 18, 2015

Mitchell Cat 9

The baddest motherfucker to walk the planet.

Hey look! There’s a Mitchell cat 9!

Mitchell cat 9 COMING THROUGH

by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023

March 9 2004

when Alice was born

Doc: today is March 9 2004
My mum: I'm about to bear

by alice's birthday January 3, 2020

Internet Explorer 9

A good web browser, which is faster than Firefox and has some nice, but basic features. It lacks the add-on support of Firefox and Chrome. It usually gets panned without using by noobs due to their bad experiences with crappy, older versions.

Person 1: Dude, you're using Internet Explorer 9? You fag!
Person 2: It's pretty good. Have you tried it?
Person 1: I tried version 6! Does that count?
Person 2: NO.

by FireShark October 19, 2011

situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

by pjargon July 21, 2020

read 9:48

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.

Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*

by Hunter1910 December 31, 2015

9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.

Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!

by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011