A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.
~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?
by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018
Get the Mum of 8 chavmug. Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.
Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER
Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER
Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”
by smile=always June 8, 2019
Get the Emily Mikhail 8)mug. When one consumes 8 shots of any alcohol in rapid succesion at 1 a.m. or later and proceeds to run a distance of at least 2 miles
by dickdrizzle69 December 15, 2012
Get the 8 shot marathonmug. Has some of the symptoms as type ten diabetes but has a lesser effect. Symptoms can be dumbness, extreme diabetes, depression, smartness, death, kidneystones, and death
Did you hear that Aidan has type 8 diabetes, he has all the symptoms of type 10 but without the extreme hepititas
by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe May 30, 2018
Get the Type 8 diabetesmug. by Tom Brixton September 8, 2021
Get the September 8 2021mug. by anonymous January 15, 2021
Get the taking the 8 countmug. The long period between 6 and 8 PM where you are busy sleeping. This can be used an an excuse to get out of plans you don't want to attend. During this period, the entire days-worth of hours (24 hours) is shortened into two hours, and every minute that passes in The 6 to 8 Realm is 12 minutes on our 24 hour clock.
CC:
"Yo the new Doctor Strange movie just came out, you wanna go see it?"
"Sorry man, you forgot to consider The 6 to 8 Realm. I'ma be busy sleepin."
"Yo the new Doctor Strange movie just came out, you wanna go see it?"
"Sorry man, you forgot to consider The 6 to 8 Realm. I'ma be busy sleepin."
by Slimmothy January 26, 2023
Get the The 6 to 8 Realmmug.