I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

by Abcefu631 December 27, 2021

I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.

Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

I shaved my head

A got a new curly sew-in 😋

Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for

by Reniii January 02, 2024

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025

I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks

When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

by nigga_whipper July 06, 2024

I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”

A sentence used by @bloomsolosyourfav on tiktok, otherwise known as "🤍" with a white, blank profile picture.

This comment was used on a video made by @ivxzquz, also on tiktok, that was a video of someone roaming around their kitchen waiting for popcorn to cook. Text was overlayed on the video, "Name one word yall can't go a day without saying 💀".

bloomsolosyourfav: I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”!!
The 292 people replying: What the fuck

by slideshow services December 01, 2023