Suck my cock on blackpool rock

Go away

Why don't you suck my cock on blackpool rock!

by maaadddiieee September 30, 2008

doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

sounds like my friday night

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.

Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.

by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013

lemme get my dick back

a response when someone falsely accuses you of something

speaker 1: dude why did you mess with my xbox settings?!

speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back

by swagsurfer69 December 26, 2013

you in my business don't do that

your nosey , mind your own business

hey valerie v. why did you do throw the macaroni away , uhhh you in my business don't do that .

by luvvluv October 2, 2020

my neck look like pee

when gold is on your neck

iced out and my neck look like pee

by Big Dick Q November 3, 2017

take my browns to the super bowl

Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.

I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!

by Genuine Nerd September 13, 2011