Bag man

a slur for one person who is called Primmordial

don't be such a fucking Bag man

by peachy_boi February 6, 2023

Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.

I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.

by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025

Manning the Gloryhole

The act of being at a gloryhole ready to fulfill patron's needs regardless of whether or not anyone attends.

James hates manning the gloryhole on Thursday mornings.

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

sexy man Gus

An old dude that thinks he's sexy, but really isn't

I was at the mall the other day and i saw this old guy flirting with a young teenage girl, what a sexy man Gus.

by peterjaurez September 6, 2013

White Man In The Room Disease

when a White man who is part of a larger group which includes minorities and/or women, feels that he must share “his” (often unsolicited, typically incorrect) knowledge and/or experience as it pertains to a discussion not involving him.

Bill is married to a Karen, he suffers from White Man In The Room Disease. He feels that he should be the authority on a particular subject in the group, simply because he’s White.

by smellsterriblygood September 11, 2022

The Man

EVERETT FUCKING BONSKY

The Man was chirping wit the Mags hoes this past weekend.

by MattyIceeee December 11, 2023

Michigan Man

A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.

Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.

This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.

by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025