riding your dick

ADJ. someone who is flurting with you in a sexual manner

That girls riding your dick.

by jose campos November 10, 2005

frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone

while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick

by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010

dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

by stogeson September 16, 2009

Piss my dick

To urinate.

Adriana walked into the mens room just as I was trying to piss my dick. It was a little embarrassing.

by Kovtheinvincible March 4, 2009

Suck my dick

Slang used by girls at Rayne High School who think they look like Cardi B.

Leave me alone and suck my dick

by Mhmnmnm November 16, 2018

Broke Dick Dog

-a very cool, well dressed person
-someone in style
-a good fo' nothin

"those cats looked cleaner that broke dick dogs"

by KayMilDaCrucial December 17, 2008

smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.

After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008