hotter than dog shit in a skillet

a person be hot an in temperature

That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.

by Jason T. Durbin November 18, 2005

penguin shit ass monger

1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!

Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF

by It's AP! May 16, 2006

piss ass bitch fuck shit

Piss ass bitch fuck shit is something that one says when there in extreme anger or steps on a lego for instance someone touches you one too many times you then tell them to stop and they dont stop then you say the phrase "piss ass bitch fuck shit"

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm piss ass bitch fuck shit

by Nrrjsjdndihrj May 12, 2014

shit bitch mofo shea bitch

when somethings gone so wrong in so little time you can think of legitiment words for describing it.

jack: oh hey jill whats up?
jill: not much just , oh shit bitch mofo shea bitch!
jack: what happend?
jill: i just fell down the hill!

by kcepylla December 21, 2010

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

Beat The Shit Out Of Alex Day

You have to absolutely drop anyone named Alex and he isn’t alive to end the day with his legs not broken

Paul : “It’s National Beat The Shit Out Of Alex Day”
Johnathan : “ Let’s beat the shit out of Alex

by LemmeEatSomeBooty445 November 5, 2020

chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* August 20, 2005