K-Cuffed

To be excessively wasted/fucked, be it on alcohol or various other cocktails of drugs.

Tom: Hey man did you see Andy last night at that party?
Ben: Yeah dude that motherfucker was K-cuffed!

by Ben Clarke December 30, 2007

K-hole

Where the agitated guy with four poleece and three security guards holding him down stopping him wrecking hisself and the whole of Resus be going once I get this bigass dose of ket in his buttock. The individual in the K-hole is generally quiet on the outside while having a rare old time of it on the inside.

“Sister, this gentleman lacks capacity, and is a danger to himself and others. He also seems to have the strength of ten men. Let’s have 400mg of ketamine, I’m going to put him in the K-hole”.

by Not That Doctor March 8, 2021

K buddy

friendly okay, sarcastic kind or okay even you don't want to do

Friend: Drink this beer man

Sam: K buddy ...

by Arsmehhh December 27, 2015

knight k

The epitome of all that exists, the true meaning of life. Without him, all would be lost. Available in nasal and haroine style needles. :D

Dude, want a dose of some knight k!? I have a shitload cause its so cheap-n-good!

by dan July 28, 2004

K-Sids

A disgusting disease that gives one black spots all around the base of your penis. Open sores and annoying puss will seep from these gaping holes. It may also cause the afflicted ears to burn with an obnoxious sound that you hope to never have to listen to again.

Man did you see that girl who thinks she's the cooler then everybody else? Ya man, she'll deff give you a bad case of the k-sids.

by TheGeneralPublic666 April 8, 2011

k-lit

a short white girl who dances randomly, k-shimmy. puts her fingers in people's ear, unwanted. cries when she laughs, sounds like a pipe bust. consumes 3,000lbs of honey mustard hourly and her thighs can crush watermelons.

aye yo BillyBob Buttcheeks, you see that girl, she's a k-lit type of gal.

by HoogyPoogey98 June 18, 2018

agne k

Oxford definition: A person of mystery and secrecy who is often found alone glaring daggers at people in terms of spying on them. These people are often be spies, as their secretive nature allows them quick reflexes and thinking skills to hunt down and observe targets easily, via glaring at them intensely. Commonly, they have appealing personalities and just want people to say good morning to them.

"Have you seen that girl with those big glasses lately?" "Yeah, she's such an 'agne k', behind those glasses she's always glaring."

by A-M :) August 11, 2019