Blue Waffle

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

I'll butter your waffle

to give someone a hug.

I'll butter your waffle, John.
i.e. I'd give you a hug, John.

by Cherylyn April 26, 2007

Belgian Blue Waffle

A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.

A rather nasty sexual act.

Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."

Joe : o.O

by SuggestionThing June 30, 2011

Blue Waffle

A fungus filled vagina that reaches this state after one sucks a horses dick upside down while watching TV

Once Mitchael saw the blue waffle, he puked all in it and yelled BUR!

by fender500 March 15, 2010

waffle

a n00b after being pwned.

i ate that waffle with some n00bsauce

by Hawk666 February 18, 2007

waffled

its where your making love to your woman when out of no where you hop up on her chest and take a dump right between her tits..then (you gotta be fast) reach under the bed and pull out your handy tennis racket and smack her hard right across the tits so the dump waffles out across her chest...you know youve done it good itf her nipples stick up through the dump

my bitch is so crazy we cant even have sex without her demanding being waffled

by dezzz nutts June 1, 2010

waffle stomper

A person male or female, with abnormally large sneakers or feet. The term waffle stomper refers to the stomping noise the sneakers make when they are walked in.

Wow, did you see that chic she was definatley a waffle stomper.

by Kenny Loman May 18, 2005