Dutch Uncle Rub

A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.
Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!
by appledanny May 20, 2010
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uncle festus

Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate
you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg
by Cangh Jui September 02, 2003
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Uncle Tom Fro

A medium sized afro that is poorly trimmed and has no line-up. Commonly used as an acronym (UTF).
Look at that acceptable brotha with the standard Uncle Tom Fro.
by MaRo RoMa July 25, 2007
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Really Cool Uncle

Mark Rober An Uncle With A Degree In Mechanical Engineer That Worked At NASA And Now Makes Genius Videos On YouTube.
Thomas: Hey That’s A Really Cool Uncle
Coby: Yeah He’s Mark Rober
Thomas: Cooool
by Cleaver77 October 11, 2020
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Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise illegal or reckless actions (that usually involves killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.
Although Israel as the right to defend itself, its actions in Lebanon are an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.
by Del360 July 31, 2006
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Uncle Spongys Chucklehut

C'mon kiddies,lets go to Uncle Spongys Chucklehut
by Snarlins July 01, 2005
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Racist Uncle Rob

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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