Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

by LigmaAssBalls August 4, 2018

turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Turtle shagger

1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes

Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger

by TheDeadskull777 September 9, 2020

Turtle Tracks

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!

Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.

by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019

[turtle waxer]

A man that is pussy whipped

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.

by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

Turtle Clap

The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.

Andres was pounding his lady out while she was on her back and then he gave her the turtle clap.

by Nasty tab September 21, 2017

turtle tunnel

uncircumcised penis

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.

by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010