by konsume April 18, 2008
1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)
by Montel December 09, 2003
Often confuzed with "masturbation"
It has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some.
It is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look.
It has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some.
It is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look.
Used Correctly:
"Look at that guy! He is such a Mass-Turd!"
Used Incorrectly:
"I Mass-Turd all night last night!"
"Look at that guy! He is such a Mass-Turd!"
Used Incorrectly:
"I Mass-Turd all night last night!"
by Spaztik-Plaztik November 06, 2005
Hillary Clinton is a giant turd.
by Awesome LInguist June 06, 2016
Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type
Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"
Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"
Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"
Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"
Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"
by Quokes June 14, 2007
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