i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
by the answers you need April 08, 2023
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Barbie touch

When a guy fingers you with cold, rigid hands.
by Pdizzlest July 27, 2021
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the orgasmic touch

When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.
Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!
by Poopcicle July 13, 2014
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touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.
that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.
by statiq69 May 19, 2022
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Brain Touch

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities
“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”
by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021
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Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.
The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments
by T.S.G May 10, 2023
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touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.
Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."
by CutiePatootiePie June 17, 2022
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