Ogre the top

To say something is overdone while making a reference to Shrek

Green is a bit OGRE THE TOP, don't you think?

by FroggoDoggo October 18, 2016

Platonic Top

That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.

"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."

by Azeban September 12, 2020

bread top

Not quite a muffin top.

Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.

by vallllllllllllllllllll May 17, 2008

Panda On Top!

Normally a word used to call yourself a retard or single you like child games at an adult age. People that normally say this just want attention and take child games really seriously. It may also signal that you should feel bad for them anytime they unironically say this.

Amarion shouts "Lol! Panda On Top!" in a depressed tone after immediately being shunned and joked by his friends. Amarion just wanted empathy and wanted to be acknowledged for his sadness.

by ok 11 December 31, 2020

Top Cakes

Everyone is using the word cakes to describe a nice booty so why are the boobs called cakes too. Like cup cakes. So to differentiate between the booty and boobs, I call the boobs ‘Top Cakes’

Man, baby got some nice top cakes.

by Slim5000g August 21, 2021

top of the mourning

when u give a blowjob at a funeral

GIVING A BLOWJOB AT A FUNERAL, CALL THAT TOP OF THE MOURNING

by Gabe1259 October 10, 2021

Top Kill

The term used when you've taken a crap and it clogs the toilet completely. Thus allowing now water down until the blockage is removed.

I had too much cheese pizza yesterday. I top killed the hallway bathroom. We better call a plumber.

by mark1965 August 13, 2010