wheel of thunder

when your dick is the only utensil nearby and you are hungry so you take down some oatmeal from your red cabinets and sdome grape juice from the fridge and ya put the juice in the oats and stir it with yo dick and then you get a fiyne ass huney up in this bitch and tell her "yo fiyne huney, why dont you come suck this oat juice of mi dick plz" and she be lyke..."ohhhhh mi goodness. do i really get to do a wheel of thunder in my life time???"

Jesus was so pissed when he heard that britney gave jose a wheel of thunder and not him so he was like yo give ME THE THUNNNNNNDER

by SneakyDyke September 5, 2016

War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by yahahha May 20, 2023

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.

I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.

by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023

Thunder Paw

Similar to Camel Toe. Large, hairy, puffy vagina that is well defined through pants and appears to be very hungry.

"Hey man, did you see the Thunder Paw on that chick? It was eating her pants!"

by Chopperwolf January 14, 2022

brazilian thunder

Brazilian Thunder is the sound created when a native Brazilian performs the doggy style maneuver on his mating partner.

I heard Joses Brazilian thunder from three miles away as he went at it with Magdalena.

by DerpingDemon December 30, 2016

cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants

'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023