Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.

“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”

by Lord Margar December 13, 2019

throw the spoon

Serbian slang that means "to die".

Nikola: Hey hows your grandma
Bogdan: Shes sick, im afraid she will throw the spoon .
Nikola: Damn i hope she gets well

by averageudenjoyer January 15, 2023

pussy spoon

A spoon used for eating vagina.

I forgot my pussy spoon in her room last night.

by jayydeeeee April 5, 2015

canadian bar spoon

receiving head while making a cocktail

she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud

by dlovatz December 27, 2023

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024