turd biscuit

a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"

by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014

biscuit monger

A small mean person who steals biscuits.

That person is a total biscuit monger.

by paenacali October 5, 2013

Ho Biscuits

Titties

She’s a nice lady with a tremendous pair of ho biscuits

by CeeeTeee September 23, 2019

biscuit firewall

Someone who prevents you from eating more biscuits when you reeeeeally want to.

Pavol: "Vanda is my biscuit firewall!"

by TetrasMark February 10, 2010

biscuit weed

Biscuit weed is some almost reggie meaning some not so good good.

This some of that biscuit weed.

by Goldie Elizabeth June 12, 2008

Sea biscuit

Sea biscuit:
Person who spends all day at the beach achieveing the ultimate tan.
Going the colour of a rich tea biscuit.

Look at that "sea biscuit!" She looks like a leather arm chair.

by Cjdecember April 27, 2016

Pasty Biscuit

The best of the best of the white girls.

“Damn, look at that fine looking pasty biscuit”

by T6ylynn April 11, 2022