Cabbage goose

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

by God but from ebay February 26, 2022

tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose January 20, 2016

Giraffe goose

A retarded way of saying swan

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.

by The real moe November 09, 2020

Goose-nips

When your cold and you you get goose bumps but bigger

I turned on my air conditioner and I got goose-nips

by Drumbeat May 26, 2022

filthy goose

An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.

Your friend: Die you filthy goose!
You: Oh, Ok. :(
Your Friend: Yeah you filthy goose!

by WolfgangTS March 26, 2016

goose-gasm

When you make a person cum so hard they make a goose or duck noise.

Bro, i made my girl goose-gasm so hard the dog started barking.

by Blastnoice August 21, 2020

Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly

Heidi is the og Goose Granny.

by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025