egg handwich

You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.

She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.

by Maddog7985 November 15, 2018

egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

by Julactus February 11, 2017

Egg Wallet

Colloquial term for the female ovaries

Demi was excited about her boyfriend, " oh man, I'm gonna get punched in the egg wallet by a sausage fist tonight"

by Bophed March 19, 2016

eager eggs

1. A mis-pronunciation of the word "Easter Eggs", but later adapted to mean a "surprise" left by an individual.

2. Any object

1.
Joe: Okay Pleples! Time to go find the Eager Eggs!
Kelly: What's an Eager Egg?
Melba: What Midnight left us last night on the carpet.

2.
Melba:Did you open those Eager Eggs yet?
Kelly: Nah man, I have too many eager eggs in my closet already.

by Kelly P May 8, 2007

Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.

Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.

by thteer January 15, 2013

Caught The Egg

This phrase can be used an any situation where one individual is victorious by a great margin.

Example: (Imagine two Kimbo Slice fighting richard simmons) "Kimbo kicked his ass...hey richard simmons, you Caught The Egg bitch!"

by Eddy Edward December 22, 2008

Ghetto Eggs

when nigga makes eggs with milk in the microwave

Ex. Nigga Eian what are you making some ghetto eggs

by Ratchetpost April 9, 2020