A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably
“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”
by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021
Get the California Uncle mug.When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent
Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
by rmurill1 February 6, 2021
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by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
Get the California Clencher mug.A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
by Penguins Fan 4 Life November 2, 2023
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Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).
by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024
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ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023
Get the friends from California mug.The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
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