When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
by Jotasof September 19, 2017
Get the Unicorn snotmug. 1: A single-horned creature with either a horse or goat's body, rumored to have mystical powers
2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.
2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.
"I've only known two unicorns in my life. They both earned that title by having special and unique personalities."
by vampire!eric August 9, 2016
Get the unicornmug. Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.
I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”
by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018
Get the Unicorn Sniffingmug. by Mudhole Queen May 14, 2022
Get the mudhole unicornmug. A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020
Get the Red velvet unicornmug. All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018
Get the Unicorn asbestosmug. 1.) A imaginary ancient beast appearing as a horse with a magical horn and sometimes wings. Magic flows from it and all who gaze upon it with awe are enthralled. People end up appreciating it, wanting to possess it and its power, or reject it.
2.) A person (male or female), whom is very different from other people. They possess special qualities about themselves that they can perform in ways that some normal people can't. Also, there are some things they can't do so well that normal people can because they flow with the grain. (Birds of a feather).
2.) A person (male or female), whom is very different from other people. They possess special qualities about themselves that they can perform in ways that some normal people can't. Also, there are some things they can't do so well that normal people can because they flow with the grain. (Birds of a feather).
1.) When I was young I used to dream I was a prince/princess that would ride a "unicorn" past the mountains.
2.) Yeah, I noticed she wasn't saying much as we were talking either before we left. Maybe she was a "unicorn".
2.) Yeah, I noticed she wasn't saying much as we were talking either before we left. Maybe she was a "unicorn".
by Universal-clench April 4, 2025
Get the Unicornmug.