Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

by goduke123 January 23, 2009

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John: *enters a google application*
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by Pusylicker92 February 5, 2019

Machine gun texting

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.

My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off

by Sinolop April 15, 2013

text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.

A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.

by Art Anderson February 28, 2015

text for your header

text-for-your-header
noun (modern slang)

meaning:
really fun, very good game

example: Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header

by FahKnee June 1, 2019

text lids

When you look in another car and you can only see the other person's eye lids because they are staring in their lap texting on their phone.

Dude 1: wtf is this crazy lady doing
Dude 2: yea I see text lids, that explains a lot

by Almighty Sandwich September 16, 2009

text budget

for those cheap asses who choose to not get unlimited text messgaes on their cell plan, and instead get to budget their monthly allowance of text so as not to inccur extra charges..

Stephanie's broke ass spent the night bitching about goin over her text budget.. Lame

by Dana Lef December 17, 2008