Lotus technique

Lotus technique was a complex form of sexual pleasure created by nabeel shah back in his prime days. After many days and nights of perfecting the technique he finally completed it leaving many shaking for days.

“Damn boy have you heard of the nabeel lotus technique”

by Haripu sea June 3, 2021

kemnal technology college

kemnal is a shit school full of wannabe chavs wannabe roadmen and neeks

lmfao imagine going kemnal technology college you weirdo

by user82828288282 December 5, 2021

Finisher (Technique)

A technique that a girl will use during sex to finish you off (make you reach orgasm) while she's riding you, stroking you, etc.

Examples of "finishers" a girl may use on you right before you cum
- Biting her lip, smiling, and staring into your eyes
- Leaning towards you until she's right in front of your face
- Grabbing you by the wrists and pinning your arms over your head
- Squeezing your erection as hard as possible with her vaginal muscles
- Leaning over you, grabbing the headboard, and riding you even harder
- Rubbing / stroking your chest, legs, neck, abs, arms, back, shoulders etc.
- Slowly sliding her hands / nails along your chest and abdomen
- Raising her arms over her head and riding you hands-free
- Wrapping her arms / legs around you and squeezing you
- Putting her finger to your lips and saying “Sssshhhh!”
- Squirting all over you as she herself reaches orgasm
- Taking your face into her hands and kissing you deeply
- Hovering / shaking her breasts / ass above your face
- Grinning and starting at you with crazy, sexy eyes
- Swinging her head so that her hair whips around
- Sternly staring at you without saying anything
- Leaning down and kissing you passionately
- Dangling her hair above your face

- Grabbing you by the neck / throat / hair
- Whispering something sexy in your ear
- Saying something in a foreign language
- Covering your mouth with her hand
- Whipping you with a riding crop
- Thrusting / riding even harder
- Fondling / stroking your balls
- Increasing her pace / speed / friction
- Repeatedly shouting your name
- Staring at you with “bedroom eyes”
- Tickling you unexpectedly
- Moaning louder and harder
- Digging her nails into you
- Laughing / giggling
- Caressing you

Finisher (Technique)

by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 26, 2022

Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

by silvaplom June 4, 2010

The masturbating ninja technique

When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.

Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015

That’s Vegeta’s Technique!

Spam Ki Blasts That Have A 00000.1% Accurate Rate

*Fat Buu Uses Vegetas Technique* Super Saiyan 3 Goku: Hey That’s Vegeta’s Technique! *Vegeta In The Other World* Vegeta: That Fat Bubble Gum Fuck Better Credit Me

by Sspydondino October 23, 2023

Techno Viking

The Techno Viking is a German Techno enthusiast whom makes it his job to defend blue-haired chicks and uphold the balance of bad-assery whereever he goes. With his mighty finger, he will point and strike fear into the hearts of tools who try to run into (copping a feel, maybe?) blue-haired chicks. He will then dance the night away... hell, he's so badass, he drinks from upside-down water bottles!

He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.

See also: Man-Crush

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Andrew Dice Clay is to not being funny.... aka, Techno Viking is pretty fucking badass!

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.

by TedStix June 29, 2010