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squirreling

when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible
brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?

stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022
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Squirrel

A man who loves to eat pie and gets fucked by an angel of the lord. He is given the name by the King of Hell or his close fans.
Crowley: So, where's Squirrel?
Sam: Don't worry about Dean.
by DeanlikestogetfuckedbyCas February 9, 2021
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Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see
"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"
by Thrownoffaroof August 9, 2016
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Squirrel

Squirrel.... like Dave from "Up" probably the award winning "saddest movie" in history
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "
"sees a squirrel" "dave shouts"" SQUIRREL!"
by I...love....frogs. August 10, 2021
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Junior squirrel

a junior squirrel is typically being a little shit, annoying, or also could mean stop farting in public. These people tend to be boys, short ones.
Example 1.)
*student farts in class*

*teacher* “you are being such a junior squirrel”

Example 2.)

*barbra* omygosh did you hear what Betty did?

*linda* “no, what did she do?”

*barbara* “she ate my brownies, and I said hey those are for my grandson you junior squirrel.”
by Bella sue September 27, 2018
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Feed The Squirrel

Simply the act of a quarterback throwing the football to his favorite wide receiver on the football field. In times of need during a big game any quarterback will be looking to #FeedTheSquirrel. Fans love to see the squirrel get fed!
Fan 1: Oh no! Look were down by two touchdowns!

Fan 2: Don't worry just Keep Calm & Feed The Squirrel

Quarterback: We have a big game tomorrow! Im definitely going to be looking to Feed The Squirrel
by Wa-hoo-Wa November 20, 2013
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glowing flying squirrel

When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 21, 2015
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