Squirrel

A cute rodent who loves to chew on some acorns, hazelnuts or other nuts. This little guy will most likely eat nuts from your hand if they’re not shy enough. There are many different squirrels, brown, gray, black etc.

Some would say it’s the best animal ever.
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”Man look at that squirrel! He’s so cute!”
”Yeah for sure. I love squirrels.”

by RealSquirrel December 25, 2025

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Squirrel

A squirrel is a small animal with soft fur, sharp little ears, bright eyes, and a large, fluffy tail that often looks bigger than the rest of its body. Its compact shape and delicate paws give it a neat, alert appearance.

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"Look, a squirrel!"

by RealSquirrel December 26, 2025

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Cheeky squirrel tax

An freaky hand like jerk to a jar of pancake batter performed by a specialist in eastern Michigan.

I love to watch a cheeky squirrel tax with my grandma.

by ChaseA January 7, 2026

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Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

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