a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.
by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 10, 2022
by spider-horse July 11, 2011
a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
by KABDUBS January 08, 2025
A massive Spider-Man nerd who knows everything about Spider-Man. Not just someone who watches the movies. They read the comics and know everything there is to know.
by Ashmit March 12, 2019
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I pit a spider gag on him. (Also good for him to give a proper face fucking!)
a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job