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Spermtopia

A man's genitalia where sperms cells live but sometimes gets evicted
I'm gonna evict some of my sperms from spermtopia to your mouth
by TheRealMoby February 11, 2019
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speriamo mori

This is a term used by the public, especially on the occasion of mistakes of athletes in sports competitions.
"Speriamo mori, cretino"
by sanabria153 February 27, 2019
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Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.
Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.
by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019
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spereate

The act of making rigid or stiff.
She had to spereate herself as to not make any sound.
by J2Humps May 17, 2019
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Sperm

The dumbest of the dumb. Most underdeveloped live being to ever exist on the planet Earth. An absolute squid and a worse insult than calling someone "a fucking idiot" and "an absolute dumbass".
You're dumber than a one year old child Ramya, you're a fucking sperm.

Bill Cosby has to be the biggest sperm I have ever seen.
by xxx_SquidLover69_xxx June 30, 2019
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Sperve

A guy high on meth who masturbates nonstop compulsively buys hookers and thinks there his real girlfriend generally a low life fiend
Why is he such a sperve piece of crap? How many hookers can one sperve buy ? What a sperve drugged out chronic masturbating kinda dude
by Mr trippy69 July 10, 2019
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Spermathon

When your sperm do 42 (micro) kilometres for their chosen charity(s).
How did your little guys do at the Spermathon earlier bro?
by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019
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