by ToryDuncan May 05, 2018
1. psuedonym for Benjamin Franklin. Discovered electricity. Plays with kites and keys. Strongly believed to be buddhitst or hindu.
2. To fornicate.
2. To fornicate.
by Doodlypood April 02, 2010
by KiowaDemon April 10, 2017
When something's qualities can be compared with the relevant use of "poo", an American shortening of "poop". Excreted poop serves no purpose, and smells foul, and though it may look like chocolate, its taste is reprehensible. (Scott, 1975, This Poop Is Not Chocolate)
"This banana is of poo quality"---means the same as "This banana is worthless, its taste may even resemble that of poop."
by Mr.Come&SmokeThatGrassWithMe October 28, 2013
A traditional Chinese martial art that combines ancient breath-holding techniques with rigorous squatting exercises to combat the dangers of bodega/shitty club bathrooms. Developed by a disgruntled polish techno snob who after browning the cuffs of his artfully torn white Diesel jeans on one too many occasions, traveled to a mountaintop monastery in the wuhan province of China and immersed himself in a strict mindfulness-based regimen to hone this art.
As Jane’s hand wandered lower and lower down the sweat-moistened back of her lover, she perceived a slight rumbling other than the pounding house beat that filled the stale air of the club. Concerned, she peered deep into his eyes and whispered, “are you ok?” “Have no fear sugarplum” was his reply. “I know Kung Poo.”
by Retardhandler69 October 19, 2020
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