pocket weed

weed that you find in your pocket that you forgot was there

"i thought i was dry but i just found some pocket weed. let's go smoke this shit!"

by smokinmonkeybutts December 5, 2013

Offal Pocket

A woman on her period

Hey Dave, Heard you got your head kicked in Last night!
Apprently your face Looked like a right old Offal pocket!

by Anternee November 4, 2018

Pockets on Creatine

Creatine is a supplement that increases muscle size when working out and therefore this phrase means to have big pockets filled with money.

Rich.

I'm so jacked and even my pockets on creatine.

by Prettyboy swag September 3, 2010

snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.

Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.

by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004

piggy pocketed

catching someone stealing funds from your piggy bank.

I walked into my room only to find my younger brother had piggy pocketed my secret cash stash.

by rbyrd April 9, 2008

pocket slaves

Specifically the 2 of clubs and the 2 of spades, hence your pocket slaves. The worst pocket hand one can be dealt.

I got pocket slaves and 2 twos game up on the flop. My pocket slaves are holding their keep

by dak ratler December 31, 2011

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016