Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).

Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.

by CHEEF KIEF August 26, 2018

Barbie Arms

When someone’s arm dimensions are the same width ad shape at the wrist through to the shoulder

Hey barbie arms , do you want a hand carrying that?

by Gangus Karn March 06, 2018

Barbie Arm

The opposite of having a baby arm. An extremely small pernis.

I was hoping he'd have a baby arm, upon further inspection I realized it was a barbie arm instead.

by Joe Biden barbie arm April 07, 2023

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 07, 2021

One armed Edelle

When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.

After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 16, 2021

Valentine arms

a word appropriately used to describe some one or something that has absolutley massive arms. Commonly found on people who are generally great all rounders.

holy shit dude... check out the branches on that guy. He's definatley got valentine arms

by tinchy09 October 22, 2009