loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 20, 2020

Love on top

Putting someone semen or female ejaculation on your face

Put my love on top of your face

by Tony Lucas July 26, 2022

Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.

Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.

by AIthirteen November 19, 2015

Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be

That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl

by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019

Stove top

Street name for the drug methamphetamine. It derives from the 1990s when meth was produced in kitchens.

“Hey man, wanna smoke some Stove Top?”

by strawbfairy June 08, 2023

Flirty Top

Me.

I'm a flirty top.

wow did you see him flirting with her? he had a line for everything. he's such a flirty top.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019

top gooner

A delusion arsenal fan that believes the club's lies, and abuses anybody who doesn't

Top gooners, believe the lies

by KITIKATANA March 09, 2023