Def Noodles

A failed YouTube comedian turned right-wing grifter

If you looked up the word clown in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Def Noodles next to it

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 20, 2025

Noodle Swagging

To talk in a voice chat for ages while your microphone is muted.

I was talking to ages and no-one heard me because I was a Noodle Swagging.

by BrotherNoodle January 8, 2022

Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

corns noodles foods gardens

This can mean multiple things but it is mainly used to get a laugh out of whoever says it. another thing you could say with this is you know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens. it is said when someone is flirty and annoying

oh my gosh! sally sue is being such a corns noodles foods gardens with sam! You know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens



Dad, say corns noodles foods gardens!

by yolanda molanda October 8, 2008

poodle to yo noodle

a gun to your head.

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.

by sexecutive October 28, 2023

Noodle bump

The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.

Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping

by NoodlingFiddling December 31, 2023

noodle

any kind of food resembling spaghetti, linguine, angel hair, etc... could include spaghetti squash or zucchini -- the possibilities are endless!!!

"Wow, you're right, these zucchini noodles are pretty lit. I was way off"

by naysp8 July 22, 2020