Moosing 

When you get together with a bunch of mooses and do moose stuff. Possible moose activities include speeding, sipping, tripping, dipping, chopping, wubbing, beaning, rolling, and donating to moose conservation groups.

I’ll moose over if y’all are moosing

Moosing by Moosetopherson P. Jones April 19, 2019

good morning vietknob 

When you wake up with such a large hard on that it looks like you a VC crawling under your blankets!

Good morning Vietknob! Jesus Christ. You had better make sure there's not a gook tunnel ratting your boxers.

good morning vietknob by Rexxxignis July 24, 2016

Good morning God Bless 

Eating breakfast whilst taking a shit.

What are you doing in the bathroom? Good morning god bless.

Good morning God Bless by DefinitelyNotCross May 23, 2018

Lucifer morning star 

Has a realy big butt

Her lucifer morning star was tight

Lucifer morning star by Tylergabe September 2, 2021

Lucifer morningstar 

Hot..

Lucifer morningstar is hot

Lucifer morningstar by Luciferishotlmao November 23, 2021

Turkish Good Morning 

When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.

"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"

Turkish Good Morning by GotVox April 18, 2016

mooninite

noun. (second definition).
A special type of dynamnite, the only weapon human kind has against those 50000 dimensional bad boys, the mooninites themselves.

Fred: God damn those mooninites to hell! A bunch of them came in the night, shaved the dogs, took all the tea cups and spread moon dust everywhere.

George: Don't worry mate. I've got my hands on a few sticks of mooninite. Call Bill, we'll need his car. We're gonna blow their little arses back to the moon. Oh yeah, and bring the itching powder and bleach, we'll giv'em a little something to send them on their way.

mooninite by robenk February 5, 2007