Blows me

when something just is so surprising , this is the only phrase.

or when you hear something so incredibly stupid

wow, this episode of Naruto Shippuden just blows me
what kakashi sensei just said blows me

by mori_darkness April 7, 2017

meat me

To Meat Someone In The Anus

Meat Me In The Park

by JordanTaylorProductions November 19, 2017

Me likey

When brain activity is below average and your last brain cell expresses your inner happy thoughts in the only way it could.

Did you watch the game last night? Oh, yes me likey!

I bought this for you. Thanks, me likey.

by Henry Catts November 23, 2021

Off me

1. Kill me
2. Fuck me

1. i dont care baud, off me!
2. mmm baby off me.

by Grisu October 27, 2008

escucha me!

spanish form of listen up!

(in mexico) escucha me!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

shitn me

tellin a really big lie

man 1: Man I robbed that fool for 10,000$
man 2: Nigga you shitn me.

by SmileyTattoos July 7, 2006

FUCK ME

FUCK ME is usually when u want to have sex with someone...……. that's it u just want to fuck someone

GUY: HEY U WANNA FUCK ME

GIRL: YH SURE MOTHER FUCKER

……. FEW MOMENTS LATER...…..
GIRL & GUY: UH UH UH COME ON BABY PUT SOME MORE UH UH UH

by hey im taken bitches April 3, 2020