Scoff Me

What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.

Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!

by jables April 25, 2005

Blows me

when something just is so surprising , this is the only phrase.

or when you hear something so incredibly stupid

wow, this episode of Naruto Shippuden just blows me
what kakashi sensei just said blows me

by mori_darkness April 7, 2017

Me likey

When brain activity is below average and your last brain cell expresses your inner happy thoughts in the only way it could.

Did you watch the game last night? Oh, yes me likey!

I bought this for you. Thanks, me likey.

by Henry Catts November 23, 2021

Off me

1. Kill me
2. Fuck me

1. i dont care baud, off me!
2. mmm baby off me.

by Grisu October 27, 2008

escucha me!

spanish form of listen up!

(in mexico) escucha me!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

ME-bag

1.(v),deriv. from "teabag" -when Windows ME metaphorically teabags you by failing to work. This is generally caused by using ME in the first place, because as most people know, it is an inherently unstable piece of dogshit. See teabag.

I'm so glad I'm not running Windows ME on my machine. My poor friend still uses that piece of trash and he gets ME-bagged nearly every fifteen minutes.

by Damoclese July 22, 2004

easy on me

Song By Adele (2021)

“So go Easy on me baby, I was still a child I didn’t get the chance to feeeeeellllll the world around me”

by KarlIsHonkingHot November 24, 2021