Log Voyage

when you are taking a shit and the poop hits the water hard, causing water to splash back up into your anal cavity.

Coby's Log Voyage sent shivers down his spine as water drifted inside his rectum.

by yoimba July 4, 2017

Dog Log

Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.

Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!

by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 20, 2021

U-Log

Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life

That U-Log is a such an idiot!

by horsecock123 December 1, 2009

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter

I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023