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spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".
Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.
spartan kick by this_guy703 September 26, 2010
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A guy at Suede in Tulsa told Julia she looked like his mom from behind, so she mole kicked him.
mole kick by Pcarney September 4, 2007
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Hippie Kick 

When you hit a bowl of weed and you know it is keyed.
"Don't put that bowl down, let me hippie kick that shit"
Hippie Kick by bmoreg May 30, 2009

Scoring Kick 

A soccer player's kicking ability for when they find themselves near or in the goalie box has the best chance of making sure the ball finds its way into the net.
1.Once he makes his way into the box, he's got the best scoring kick in the league.

2. Who has the best scoring kick on the team?
Scoring Kick by formersoccerplayer September 5, 2009

Schvendi-kick

One of the most advanced tricks that can be done in any sport. It could be motocross, snowboarding, and even soccer.
Kyle: "Oh. One schvendi-kick? Man, these guys are nuts!"
Schvendi-kick by seeinthefours January 6, 2012

goon kick 

a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards
hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.
goon kick by shiskobob September 29, 2012

Frat Kick 

When a frat brother defends the frat house by kicking the non-frat brother in the chest.
Frat Kick by cut April 7, 2013