Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023

Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.

"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.

by Pencil J. January 07, 2025

SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright

"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"

by Dembk June 06, 2024

dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz

that man is a dylan johnson

by laxbro13123 October 06, 2022

Raunchy Johnson

A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.

Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.

by Excra sauce March 19, 2019

Micah Johnson

stinky goon

"oh wow johnny, micah johnson sure does smell like a dumpster"

by fortnitesteevethumbinbutt August 16, 2021

Godwin Johnson

A stupid person that argues blindly about bots

Godwin Johnson stupidly argued with khalid on Facebook

by Kheddy June 16, 2022