An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!
guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

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A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends
by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023

Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"
by flattenedpenny679 October 23, 2022

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass
by Brian franks May 31, 2021

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 22, 2023

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.
by Esqueda December 26, 2023
