January 22

Tell ur crush you like them day. <3

Lila: I’m gonna tell my crush I like him.
Jayda: why?
Lila: cause it’s January 22nd

by Bitchimgay.😯 September 15, 2021

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

January 19

if your were born in January 19 you are the SMARTEST person walking the planet rn everyone else is dipshit

Omg look its that girl that was born on January 19! She's going to be our valedictorian this year!

by iiqquayy December 2, 2021

January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then

January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now

by erogjofngjdlniwef December 21, 2021

January 19

IT'S THE LAST FUCKING DAY OF THE ORANGE BITCH BODY ASS-BUILT ROBLOX AVATAR LOOKING ASS DISCRASE OF A PRESIDENT BEING IN THE OVAL OFFICE!

person1: hey it's January 19 person2: DUDE FUCK YES *plays "It's a party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus * person1: Justin, I know you're my best friend but... I could like... kiss you RN! person2: DUDE SAME *he kisses Justin*

by NenaChan1 January 19, 2021

January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want

“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x

by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022

january 15th

january 15th is the international cole sprouse day.

do you know what day today is?
january 15th?
yes! cole sprouse day!

by larisprouse January 16, 2021