Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.

Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?

by vorpalbla December 11, 2016

internet

A place where people go for pornwatching while trying to desperately look up answers. Also a place where desperate men try to go and literally get laid by some girl who would rather fuck herself than that fucker on the internet who is in england.

Jeez wtf is wrong the internet

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

International day of having a Portuguese best friend

June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.

"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!

by The Portuguese Kids July 13, 2017

internet friend crush

it's when you have a crush on someone that's your internet friend

Jc- hey, do you like Asa
Ethan- yeah, she's my IFC, bro, my internet friend crush

by bbg_daddyj August 9, 2017

International School of Monterey (ISM)

We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai

Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet

by Chloe Hana December 18, 2017

internet vagabond

A self sufficient traveler with income, and or notoriety generated by an online presence.

"Fauna became an internet vagabond two years ago when she bought a Mac, and flew to Vietnam. She has a YouTube channel about rare snails, and her grandmother is her biggest fan."

by HeartOfZeus January 25, 2018

internetainer

An individual(s) internetainers who dedicate their lives to striving to create and providing entertainment for the world on the internet.

Rhett and Link are popular internetainers on the worldwide broadcasting platform YouTube.

by ScuubZ March 28, 2018