Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

by yellowshnow May 16, 2019

Butthole milk

After spreading out the womens clean butthole you pour milk in her and then add cereal

My girl likes me to drink her butthole milk

by Bod23 April 1, 2019

Curty Milk

the jizz that comes from a guy named curt or curtis

when i was with curtis one night we had a good time and i got curty milk on me.

by hushpuppy9939 October 13, 2011

Milk Store

The place all fathers go

Your dad went out to get some Milk at the Milk Store. In the mean time you can try to get some Bitches

by OrdinaryDemiGuy May 21, 2022

milk frappicino

1- a way to sell a drink WITHOUT copyright claims
2- a drink in a play

Personinaplay1: Can i get a milk frappicino please
Personinaplay2: umm..... that wasnt ur line
audience: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by tounge__kid January 31, 2020

Milk boner

When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive

God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner

by Mr. Billie jean September 13, 2017