sad ho hours

Since sad nigga hours is from 2am to 4am, sad ho hours is from 11pm to 1 am.

“I wish I had a boyfriend, or even some friends.”
“Me too, sis. It’s sad ho hours, so let it out.”

by your-kinky-kitten September 2, 2018

Misery Hour

The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.

Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.

Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work

by NickyLags September 17, 2012

The Fordy Hour

The Fordy Hour is unlike any other hour. In fact, The Fordy Hour is actually four hours. One Fordy Hour is equivalent to Four normal Earth hours. 1 Fordy Hour = 4 normal Earth Hours

When someone says that they are only going to be an hour and they are actually 4 hours. "The Fordy Hour" famous in Gloucester, UK.

by Star Madigan May 26, 2013

24 hours

A fancier, more technical term for a day. Can sometimes be used to avoid confusion with just daytime (when the sun's shining bright and all).

I played Minecraft for 24 hours straight!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 7, 2023

Tripod Hours

The act of eradicating all good in your pantry as if you're a robot in War of the Worlds eradicating the human race.

It's time for some tripod hours after that bowl I just smoked.

by TheDerpicus February 28, 2018

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.

friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

by fuckalight March 2, 2019