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Captain Hook

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand
When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.
by the rage March 28, 2015
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I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu
I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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off the hook

“Off the Hook” is slang for something crazy good, exciting, or wild; it can also mean being free from trouble or responsibility.
“That SuperBowl party was off the hook!”
by phoebebiancaaa September 10, 2025
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bitch hook

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.
C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !
by Tuesday Valentine September 7, 2008
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Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.
Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.
by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022
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