Scoff Me

What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.

Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!

by jables April 25, 2005

Me likey

When brain activity is below average and your last brain cell expresses your inner happy thoughts in the only way it could.

Did you watch the game last night? Oh, yes me likey!

I bought this for you. Thanks, me likey.

by Henry Catts November 23, 2021

Off me

1. Kill me
2. Fuck me

1. i dont care baud, off me!
2. mmm baby off me.

by Grisu September 14, 2008

escucha me!

spanish form of listen up!

(in mexico) escucha me!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

FUCK ME

FUCK ME is usually when u want to have sex with someone...……. that's it u just want to fuck someone

GUY: HEY U WANNA FUCK ME

GIRL: YH SURE MOTHER FUCKER

……. FEW MOMENTS LATER...…..
GIRL & GUY: UH UH UH COME ON BABY PUT SOME MORE UH UH UH

by hey im taken bitches April 03, 2020

shitn me

tellin a really big lie

man 1: Man I robbed that fool for 10,000$
man 2: Nigga you shitn me.

by SmileyTattoos July 07, 2006

Le-me

The meaning of most beautiful girl in the world. So beautiful if God made anyone more beautiful he kept him for himself. Amazing personality angel like any guy will not be lucky but blessed to have her.

I wish I had a Le-me in my life.

by Mikhail pillay September 11, 2020