Edging for 10-12 months before gooning thrice in one 24 hour period.
Usually used to summon Amelia Airhart
Usually used to summon Amelia Airhart
I love bermudian flickergooning
by Mr.Gooner July 15, 2024
Get the bermudian flickergoon mug.That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…
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To masturbate and finish in a compulsive manner followed with a quick flick of the wrist upon release of bodily fluids.
by StrawHatMan69 August 11, 2024
Get the Goon Flick mug.An primordial Gooning technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“
The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow“ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast}. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.
This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ ࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow“ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast}. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.
This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ ࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
Get the Astral-Flicker-Gooning mug.An primordial Gooning Technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“
The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow “ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos ® from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast} ®. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown ®“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.
This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ
࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow “ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos ® from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast} ®. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown ®“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.
This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ
࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning ® all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning ®.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
Get the Astral-Flicker-Gooning mug.The sacred art of flicking one's penis or clitoris between strokes or rubs, altering between flicks and rubs. This achieves a rhythm so divine that it promises a state of unparalleled pleasure. The term draws inspiration from the biblical promise of the land of Canaan to Abraham—a covenant of fulfillment and maximum goon pleasure and volume.
In this context, however, the "land of milk and honey" is less about geography and more about the boundless euphoria found in perfectly synchronized flicks and strokes. Legend holds that even G-d sits in the celestial cuck chair, edging while marveling at the ingenuity of its own creation's ability to out-goon the holiest of holy.
Practitioners believe this technique ensures maximum engagement with the pleasure centers, occupying the body and mind as fully as an ancient prophecy fulfilled.
Truly, it is a modern pilgrimage for the devoted in gooning.
In this context, however, the "land of milk and honey" is less about geography and more about the boundless euphoria found in perfectly synchronized flicks and strokes. Legend holds that even G-d sits in the celestial cuck chair, edging while marveling at the ingenuity of its own creation's ability to out-goon the holiest of holy.
Practitioners believe this technique ensures maximum engagement with the pleasure centers, occupying the body and mind as fully as an ancient prophecy fulfilled.
Truly, it is a modern pilgrimage for the devoted in gooning.
USAGE 1:
Brian: Yo, where’s Dave? We’re trying to run this trio in valo rn, and he’s not responding!
James: Oh, it’s Shabbat. You know how he gets. He’s probably deep into his daily Canaanite Flicker Gooning. Something about “honoring the ancestors” while also achieving “maximum occupation of pleasure.” He’ll be back after he’s, uh, spiritually fulfilled?
USAGE 2:
Sammi: Where the hell is Sarah? We’re all waiting for her to pick a movie, and she’s MIA.
Jessica: Bruh, it’s Friday night. You already know she’s deep in her Canaanite Flicker Gooning session—probably ass-naked on her bed, double-flicking like she’s summoning ancient spirits. She says it’s about “embracing divine pleasure” or some shit, but let’s call it what it is: she’s just trying to goon herself into the promised land of milk, honey, and whatever else she can squirt out.
Sammi: Honestly, fair. If I could flick my bean into a transcendent coma, y’all wouldn’t see me on movie nights either.
Brian: Yo, where’s Dave? We’re trying to run this trio in valo rn, and he’s not responding!
James: Oh, it’s Shabbat. You know how he gets. He’s probably deep into his daily Canaanite Flicker Gooning. Something about “honoring the ancestors” while also achieving “maximum occupation of pleasure.” He’ll be back after he’s, uh, spiritually fulfilled?
USAGE 2:
Sammi: Where the hell is Sarah? We’re all waiting for her to pick a movie, and she’s MIA.
Jessica: Bruh, it’s Friday night. You already know she’s deep in her Canaanite Flicker Gooning session—probably ass-naked on her bed, double-flicking like she’s summoning ancient spirits. She says it’s about “embracing divine pleasure” or some shit, but let’s call it what it is: she’s just trying to goon herself into the promised land of milk, honey, and whatever else she can squirt out.
Sammi: Honestly, fair. If I could flick my bean into a transcendent coma, y’all wouldn’t see me on movie nights either.
by 000Six_Six000 December 10, 2024
Get the Canaanite Flicker Gooning mug.French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
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