evan

evan is a rare god that ides in the human body he is the strongest god.

evan is GOD

by jfbcdhf dsx April 21, 2022

Evan Darling

a total nigger

that guys an Evan darling if I've ever seen one.

by ohyeahbabyswagmoney September 13, 2022

Evan

Evan is a dickhead of a guy, he has big ears and looks like a fat ugly monkey

This guy is such an Evan

by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024

evan chong

evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA

wow i love your evan chong

by sh3kby February 11, 2024

Evans

Is small but fast plays footy for his school team but has a tiny penis. He also loves to wank

“Hi Mr. Evans” said Archie

by Roscoe Evans April 18, 2022

evan and bianca

tall and short, both brown eyes, both athletic. evan’s usually have backgrounds in basketball or wrestling. he’s very silly and can put a smile on anyone’s face. he could also act hard in public, but needs a bianca to bring him out of his head. bianca is charismatic and beautiful. she usually is very independent and doesn't need validation. the two both have a soft spot for each other and compliment their qualities perfectly. also they cant keep their hands of each other, personal space just does not exist.

-why is bianca licking that guys face?
-that’s evan!
-oh! evan and bianca, duh!

by if-not-now-then-when January 17, 2023

evan

stupid, pathetic ,annoying ,piece of trash, never trust him. always gets dropped and is nothing. he's useless. Keith doesn't love him

EVAN THE PERSON SO PATHETIC KEITH HATES

by HVDGJKBFT September 28, 2018